Sunday, July 31, 2005
Today a policeman came to my door asking whether I knew a Carlos Rodriguez, to which I replied no, and then later realized that the friend of a friend who had previously been staying in my apartment for a few days had been named Carlos.
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Today I watched a movie that mildly touched on the ethics of stem cell research, and at the end the scientist-villain was hanged by a wire.
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Today I watched a mentally handicapped man stroke the neck and earlobes of a boy sitting in front of him for over an hour on my ride home.
Monday, July 25, 2005
Today I went to a water park, and every fifteen minutes a whistle blew, signalling for everyone to get out of the wave pool so the lifeguards could sift for dead bodies.
Monday, July 18, 2005
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Friday, July 15, 2005
Today I got a job canvassing for a state-wide enviromental group, and when the interviewer asked what the biggest problem in society is and how to solve it, I said "environmental issues" and "by informing people."
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Today I ate a Quarter-Pounder after having not eaten at McDonald's for 5 years, and later shit blood.
Sunday, July 10, 2005
Today I almost passed out in a boat thinking about licking the edge of a piece of paper and getting a papercut.